Introducing Poop & Poopie #001

Announcement: Pay Attention Please

From my toilet bowl to yours: The Poop & Poopie Show featuring Poop Stories, coming soon to a website on the internet.

Puff the Majic Dragon

I puff and I puff
and then I poof poof poof!
I puff and i puff
and then i poof poof poof!
puff poof puff poof
i huff and i huff
and then i poof poof puff
i huff and i puff
and i puff puff poof
and huff sigh huff
puff puff puff poof
poof huff poof puff
poof huff poof puff
puuuuuuuuufffff
poooooooooooofff
puuuuuuuuupooooooooo
ooooooooooooffffff

POOOOOOOOOOP!

me a small one.

aaah.

To A Brown Pal

A fellow brownie is leaving milk country to go to brownie land and this medley is for him to have when he's on the white seat or squatted on concrete doing his number two.

(but you can read it too and if you can understand it then you're closer to being a brownie than you may think)

For a Bengali Babu:

toh yeh dost teri hai
toh tu mera hai
mujhe bul na jaana
jaldi sai laut ke aana

jab kabzi mein
mujhe yaad karna
tab aasanie sein
pooh nikaal laina

hindustan mein maaza karna
aapni seth ka kyal rakhna
aur humari yaad mein
yeh ghana gaana

ingrezi mein kehte hain "i made a poo, i made a poo"
gujarati mein kehte hain "poo koro choo, poo koro choo"
bengali mein kehte hain ami poo korechi, poo korechiiii,
Aur Punjabi mein kehte hain......Chak de Phate! Teri Pooh!

Good Morning!

t's A
very very very good mooooooorning
indeeeeeeeeeeed
beeeeeeecaaaaaaaaause
I.............

Pooped me a pooopie
oh yes i did indeed
i went to the ladies
but didn't have time to read
As it came all out with ease.

it really was a poopie
looking so big and round
that i got a bit loopie
it was so quite profound
to the toilet i stayed bound

after i finished my pooping
i looked at myself so proud
and then i did some cleaning
wanting to scream aloud
but instead i skipped around

so i pooped me a poopie
and i'm overcome with glee
i've forgotten what it feels like
to not be like me
when i can't poop out a poopie

First things First Please

Now I can't promise that poop stories won't be the centerpiece of this blog but unfortunately it is the centerpiece of my life, well at least when I'm constipated it is and when I am-- THIS IS (see below), believe it or not, what goes through my head when I'm a sittin' on that toilet seat and squirmin through my "hard" times. If you or anyone you know can relate, I'd be interested in knowing what you do to get through your hard times--maybe you have some songs that could help.

Poop me a poopie
becuase i need some help
when i poop me a poopie
it doesn't always come out
and so i grunt and grunt and wiggle
in hopes that i'll get more than a dribble
but really i do it all in vain
only to feel a lot of pain
when i look down at the pot
and find a few dark spots

so when i poop me a poopie
i pray that something comes out
but i'm really never that lucky
its like i'm living in a drought

so pray me a poopie
becuase i need some help
in trying to get some out!